Back by no demand what so ever, here they are......more of my New Year's Resolutions! And yes I am aware we're 4 months into the year but fuck it. Whatever.

Enjoy!

- Destroy the hopes and dreams of an entire generation. Not sure which generation yet, though. Maybe Tom Brokaw and his precious so called "Greatest Generation." Those fuckers could use a reality check.
- Make out like a bandit
- Somehow acheive the status of being "In like Flint."
- Help broker a peace accord between dogs and postal workers.
- Cook, and eat, the world's most unhealthy piece of food. Anything less than 25,000 calories will be unacceptable.
- Write the "Great Armenian Novel."
- Forgo my remaining years of NCAA eligibilty and enter the NBA draft
- Get a hospital to rename a wing after me
- Make a guest cameo in one of this summer's Hollywood blockbusters.
- Put the finishing touches on "Diff'rent Strokes: The Musical."
- Turn the world on with my smile.
- Get a life sized tatoo of somebody else. Preferably someone taller.
- Be dishonorably discharged from the KISS Army.
- Raffle off my power of attorney.
- Keep on keepin' on.

Until next time, I remain some dude you've never heard of.